If Wednesday is the new saturday, what the Jack Bauer is Monday?

I've never been too hung up on the roles os days of the week.

I've been working weekends forever. And since I didn't start drinking until college, every weekday was as good a day as the weekend.

You would think that things have changed. I mean, I work your standard 9-5 job, monday through friday. No nights, no weekends. Friday and saturday should be the best right?

Not even CLOSE.

Wednesday night is 80's night at the ShoutHouse. Dualing pianos, dollar beers. Girls in ridiculous clothes and funny hair. My friends go EVERY wednesday.

It's a blast. On Valentine's Day, I went out. It was a Wednesday. I had the foresight to take a half day on Thursday, so I could sleep late. Got hamboned, declared myself the most attractive man in the bar, figured the girls should flock to me (so why did I need to talk to THEM?) and passed out after one of the best nights of drinking in my life.

I guess I heart Wednesdays.

But if Wednesday is the new Saturday, what the Jack Bauer is Monday?

Monday is my favorite day of the week.

I wake up, excited to go to work, because I know that I'll get off, kill a little time, and then it's time for 24.

Me and a couple of the guys get together, play some Wii until Parts gets off work, then we turn our phones off, have a couple of Killian's, and enjoy the best 40some minutes of our week.

Then we play some more Wii and go home.

Best day of the week.

P.S. Fridays can blow me, because the attorneys dump a bunch of work on their secretaries, who get bitchy and freak out on me. You can have your Friday's, you dirty dirty.