I can't believe she actually did it
My wife, Amanda, has recently been taking kickboxing classes through the local community education programs as a fun way to get exercise. Along with the exercise Amanda feels she is gaining some sort of fighting skills and has been occasionally telling me that she can now kick my ass. Well, last night I said "You think so...then lets go!".
This is how things were suppose to go after I said that:
She would proceed to make some fake punches and kicks in my direction at which point I would bull rush her, pin her on our bed and prove that I was still tougher even though we weren't really fighting.
This is how it actually happened:
I pushed her on the shoulder a couple of times saying something like "Come on wimp, lets see what ya got". She then threw a right cross and hit me just below my left eye....hard.
It wasn't so much that it hurt (and it did hurt), but I was shocked that my wife actually punched me in the face. She tried to come up with some excuse about aiming for my shoulder, but I can't believe anyone could throw such an accurate punch and then claim that it was about 2 feet off the mark.
I learned something new about Amanda last night. She doesn't write checks that her ass can't cash.
--Doohow
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